Six Rules to Bake By

June 18, 2008

Preheat. Why? Because it says so! If a recipe asks you to preheat the oven to a certain temperature. Well… you should. What the recipe is trying to tell you is that your cupcakes, or loaf of zucchini bread, or blackberry muffins need to combine with a certain temperature to do their thing. And we all know, we want out baked goods to do their thing. Even if they don’t, we’ll probably still nibble on them on their way from the oven to the trash bin. But everything seems to work out like sunshine and roses if our baked goods do their thing. Right?

You Don’t Need Gadgets. You might want them… but you don’t need them. Is it just me or has baking become kind of trendy lately? I’ve noticed all sorts of intricate, multi layered whisks, and scrapers, and bumper stickers for your Kitchen Aid mixer. It turns out that you don’t really need any of that stuff to produce some killer cupcakes. You’ll need some stainless steel bowls and a fantastic candy thermometer but really, stick with the basics.

Yeast- You Can do It! I know, yeast is a little intimidating. But really- you can do it! There are a few things yeast needs to get going- warm water and sugar. Simple as that. You have live yeast. These cinnamon rolls were some of the first yeasted breads I mastered. They were more approachable to me because the dough has creamed butter, sugar and eggs. It starts off like and cake and finishes as a bread. If you’re scared of yeast, please give this recipe a go!

Oil up- This tip isn’t really a baking tip. If you’re dicing up peppers, before you handle the peppers rub your hands with vegetable oil. This will help make sure that the hot pepper juice doesn’t soak into your hands for you to find later when you brings your hands up to your mouth and nose. Ouch!

Butter is butter. Margarine is NOT butter. I don’t mean to yell. I just really need you to understand that margarine is not butter. Butter is fat, milk solids, water and sometimes salt. Margarine is hydrogenated yellow. And you know what!? They (margarine makers) have to dye it yellow! Margarine is really a dull grey color that they bleach white and then dye yellow to make it look more like butter. Not kidding. Not cool. Google it. Use butter. It tastes good and we know where it comes from. If you’re a vegan- please don’t yell at me, because I like tofu and I’m not listening.

Cool To Room Temperature. Translation- Wait. I tend to be a bit of a rule breaker, which has produced some pretty disastrous baking results. One of those tragedies came when I didn’t let a cake cool properly and I tried to frost it while it was still a bit warm. Fail. Not good. My cake turned into a slip and slide. Frosting was oozing out of the layers and the whole thing wouldn’t stay together no matter how I cursed. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way. I’ll never frost a warm cake again.

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Cynthia June 18, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Hi Joy! Thanks for visiting my blog and helping me to discover your delicious place! This is such an excellent post. I look forward to exploring your blog.

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CB June 18, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Where were you 2 days ago!?! I totally did that. I was chopping up a serrano chile and then of course I got an itch at the base of my nose and instinctively scratched. AYE CARUMBA! Every time I took a breath my nose was my fire. I will definitely remember the “oil up your hands first” rule next time I make guacamole. HAHA!
/Clara

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bunny June 19, 2008 at 5:43 am

ok i’m guilty of a couple….maybe three of the rules!! but i’ll do better i promise.

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danielle June 19, 2008 at 6:05 am

can i please just say that i absolutely love your blog?

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Carrie June 19, 2008 at 7:14 am

Hahaha! Great tips!
Bumper stickers for the KA… really?
I do have a KA, but I waited a looong time for it and I *wish* I had a food processor (and an ice cream maker) but for now, I’m still rockin’ it with grandma’s handed down pastry cutter and it works every time! :-)

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katy June 19, 2008 at 7:24 am

i’ve tried to frost a warm cake before too — disaster! it’s definitely a mistake you don’t make twice (or, if you’re really lucky, a mistake you don’t even make once)!

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Amanda June 19, 2008 at 7:41 am

That last tipis one that is MAJOR! You’d think I could pick that up after a few cakes gone wrong, but nope! I know it now, and man, do I practice what I preach. Nothing is worse than trying to frost a finished cake and have the crumb coating fall apart and the frosting ooze off. Patience really is a virtue :)

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Janet S. June 19, 2008 at 8:16 am

Hi Joy!
You know, I too, absolutely love the center of the cin. rolls but I have to say I never thought of just eating the center!! Wow, thanks for the permission!
I think I’m going to even try making your recipe. I’ve never attempted to make them. The closest thing I’ve made is something we call “Snails” which is flat pastry dough (actually the 99cent pizza dough from TJ’s works great) that we sprinkle with lots of sugar and cinnamon, roll up and cut into spirals and bake.
One more thing I gotta say: the links to the suggested tools is fantastic!! It instantly provides me with the pricing and if I get out my ccard I can buy online also instantly!
Love you,
JK

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Karina June 19, 2008 at 11:24 am

Thank you so much for the pepper tip! I am constantly doing that to myself, so you have just saved me a great deal of pain.

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Ashley June 19, 2008 at 11:57 am

Hi Joy – I just love you blog! I could not possibly agree with you more about the butter. I have friends that love that spray butter stuff and that creeps me out even more than margarine…eww!

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deb June 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm

i totally agree with the margerine! aparently, it is one molecule away from being plastic.

this is my first time here, and i gotta say: i love yer blog!

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Cakespy June 19, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Thank you for permission to stick to the basics!!! It seems like there’s a gadget for everything these days, but really, you can probably do without many of them! And I think you may have started a yeast revolution! :-)

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Debbi June 19, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Your blog is the BEST! I tried a few recipes from other sites and they never turn out half as good as yours. You’re my muse!! I tried a recipe for cornbread scones that took so much work to get it to look like scone dough that I just threw the recipe out. I am now seeking a new one. Any tips??? The recipe said to turn the dough out and knead it once or twice, but I had the equivalent of cake batter in my magic bowl. (My daughter always called it that cos so many yummy cakes & cookies were made in it!) Thanks again for all the great recipes, and even greater tips! I love you!!!!!!!!

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Stephanie June 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm

Oh! Thanks for the peppers tip! Now that hot peppers are in season, I plan on using them more and more.

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Tara June 19, 2008 at 8:18 pm

Love your blog………… I will be making that mango lime sorbet you spoke of this weekend and can’t wait!!!

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Ladylike June 19, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Just thought I would throw in a weird fact about the colour of margarine – in Quebec, margarine BY LAW cannot be yellow. All margarine sold in the province is white. I think this rule was the result of some intense lobbying by dairy farmers who didn’t like the competition of yellow-like-butter margarine.

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peabody June 20, 2008 at 1:34 am

“Butter is butter. Margarine is NOT butter.”
Amen.

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Charley June 20, 2008 at 5:14 am

Butter is butter is butter!There should be a universal badge of all bakers and cooks to wear!

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nina June 20, 2008 at 6:38 am

Isn’t amazing that these are the same rules my mom taught me years ago. She did not even have a blender. Butter and sugar were creamed by hand whisk.

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Julie June 20, 2008 at 8:20 am

I love your butter “rant”. :D I’m right there with you! If I haven’t mentioned it before, I love your blog…and your Black Raspberry Muffins are calling me. Good thing I’m on the way to the store- I’m going to buy some and get to baking!

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Melody June 20, 2008 at 8:24 am

Love your rules!

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Tartelette June 20, 2008 at 5:20 pm

I forwarded this to the new intern we got at the restaurant. He’s already driving me bonkers :)

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Tim June 22, 2008 at 2:54 am

These are some excellent tips. As for rule number four, I’ve found that rubbing your hands on a stainless steel sink while rinsing them gets rid of all of those nasty chili oils. Works for garlic fingers, too.

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Pete June 25, 2008 at 8:40 am

hey joy, great post! i pulled together a few favorite tips of my own a few weeks ago on my blog – http://www.peterandrewryan.com/baking/2008/06/10-rules-for-bakers/

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Melinda July 11, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Love the oil tip for jalapenos.

I do seriously wish you’d consider those of us who bake because of allergy. Dairy could kill my five year old…so go easy on those of us who have to use butter substitutes, please. :)

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Josh Barton October 23, 2008 at 9:35 am

Melinda, Earth Balance (and other companies, I’m sure) sells vegan butters made from vegetable oils that taste 98% identical to regular butter. I often cook and bake with them because I find stick butters to be a real nuisance. This is a MUCH better alternative to butter than margarine.

Joy, thanks for the list, and for making such a clear point on butter :)

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Melody November 9, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Living in a house with 150 other people means that I often have to chop vast quantities of things and sometimes, some of those things are hundreds of super hot peppers. I learned the hard way (chopping hundreds of peppers and then absentmindedly wiping my eye) that the best thing to do is to chop wearing plastic gloves. I never thought of oil though, I’ll have to give that a try.

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Chere November 23, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Hi! I just stumbled across your blog and spent some time reading a few articles and recipes. It’s great that at least one other person on this planet refuses to use margarine..lol Butter is the BEST!

Cheers!

Chere

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Tammy June 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm

When I first got my baking itch, I was too impatient to let things cool. So my cookies would have my trademark fingerprints or dents or holes (don’t ask).

I’ve learned to wait, but when I try a new recipe, it’s hard to wait for it to cool before I cut into it or take a bite.

I do enjoy your blog and I want to tell you to keep up the great work.

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Jenny August 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Love the tip about the oil! I could have used that when I was cutting jalenpenos.

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Vicky April 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Great tips — I never used margarine anyway but I certainly absolutely never will after your description of it : )

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