A good while back I found myself half way through a bottle of wine on a Saturday night, sitting alone on my patio watching cute cat videos on YouTube.
Wait… should I be embarrassed about revealing this to you? Just wait… it gets better.
I was feeling pretty content with my Saturday night of wine and kittens, except, I didn’t really want to be alone. Sometime after my last glass of wine, and before I started eating frozen yogurt straight from the container, I found myself filling out one of those online dating service profiles. Yea… I was totally having that moment in my life.
Because there’s no shame in my game, I won’t even hesitate in telling you that filling out one of those profiles is a complex mixture of fun, excitement and nausea. So many questions to answer. So many clever quips to whip up. So many ways to try and say that I’m weird and cool, and I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, and I kinda have a thing for kitten videos and wine and frozen yogurt…. without saying anything about kittens and wine and frozen yogurt. That, after all, might come across as too weird.
What I really wanted to say was something like.. “Hey! You’re cool. I’m cool. Let’s get to know each other. I’ll make us pizza. I’ll make us salad, but I won’t be mad if you don’t really want to eat it. Cookies. I can make those too. Also… I like Star Wars, except I might call ‘Storm Troopers’ ‘Star Troopers’ on accident. And… your Mom is going to love me, and I’m going to think she’s pretty rad too. Let’s do this!”
It all worked out. I think I may have had that profile up for about a month before I realized it wasn’t really my scene. I have someone pretty awesome to make pizza for now. He knows all about the wine and kitten videos and frozen yogurt. He likes all those things too… plus Star Wars. That feels pretty nice.
I suppose that was all just the long way of saying that I think you should make dinner this weekend. Something down to earth and comforting like pizza and salad, with cookies for dessert. If you also wanted to drink wine and watch kitten videos, you’d totally have the thumbs up from me!