Chocolate Espresso Sandwich Cookies
Dear My Bank,
We’ve known each other for a long time. You know how I deposit my humble paychecks every so often, how I rarely use the ATM, and how I hate to use my debit card at the gas station. I know that you like to decorate with bullet-proof glass… guns, I get it… have pens that don’t always work, and always want me to sign up for your credit card. As much as I hate to admit it, we sort of have a thing going.
Let’s be honest Bank. We’re not friends. We don’t even really like each other very much. I know that you have rules. You know… if you’re being honest with yourself, that I do my very best to follow your rules. And I do… Bank…..! Unless, I suppose, I just forget to add one payment to my balance books, leading me to believe I have several hundred dollars in you, Bank… instead of less than zero.
Here’s my beef with you… Bank! Jerky bank. When you penalize me several times in a row for spending money that I thought I had, well… that doesn’t get me any closer to having the money that you’d like to take. How on Earth did you determine that $33 was an acceptable overdraft charge? Why are you allowed to take money that I don’t have? You know what I think? I think you’re taking advantage of my mistake. You know me, Bank. You know that I don’t like to spend money I don’t have… and when I do… accidentally… you use that as an opportunity to take advantage of me.
That’s reeeeeaal crappy.
Nobody likes you. I’ve done the research. It’s true.
Nobody will ever… not even once… make you cookies just because you’re nice. Why? Because you’re not nice.
Now you know.
Love,
Joy
These cookies inspired a delicious wave of selfishness. I did not want to share. Certainly not with my jerky bank… but not with anyone else either.
The wafer cookies are deep dark chocolate with a saltiness that demands that you devour at least three sandwich cookies in one sitting. They dough does not need any rest of refrigeration and goes straight from the mixer onto the table to be rolled.
The espresso filling adds just the right complexity to the cookie. It’s sweet, with just a hint of bitter. Divine with the chocolate wafers.
Hands down, the best darn cookie I’ve made in a long time. Dreamy good. Do it. Make ‘em!
Chocolate Espresso Sandwich Cookies
Don’t have espresso powder? Feel free to skip it, and just make these cookies without. You’ll have what looks like homemade Oreos!
adapted from The Essence of Chocolate
makes about 3 dozen sandwich cookies
For the Filling:
1/2 cup heavy cream
8 ounces white chocolate, finely chopped
heaping 1/4 teaspoon instant espresso powder
For the Cookies:
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 1/2 cup plus 3 Tablespoons all-purpose flour
3/4 cup plus 1 Tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon instant espresso powder
15 Tablespoons (7 1/2 ounces) unsalted butter, but into 3/4-inch cubes, at room temperature
For the Filling:
In a small saucepan, bring the cream to boil over medium heat. Remove from the heat and add the white chocolate and espresso powder. Make sure all the chocolate is covered by the cream. Let stand for 1 minute, then whisk the white chocolate until completely melted.
Transfer the filling to a small bowl and let stand until room temperature. You’ll need the filling thicker to assemble the cookies, so cover the filling and place it in the refrigerator for 30 minutes or an hour, until a thick consistency is reached. If the filling hardens too much, it can be rewarmed in the microwave for a few seconds.
For the Cookies:
Position the racks in the lower and upper thirds of the oven and preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, combine the sugar, flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder and mix on low speed. With the mixer running, add the butter a few pieces at a time. The mixture will have a sandy texture at first and then will begin to form peddle-size pieces. As soon as the dough starts to come together, stop the mixer.
Form and roll the dough straight from the mixer. The dough becomes hard to work with if chilled.
Transfer the dough to a board and use the heel of your hand or a pastry scraper to shape the dough into a block about 5 by 7 inches. Cut the block into two pieces.
One at a time, roll each block of dough between two pieces of lightly floured parchment paper until about 1/8-inch thick. Using a cookie cutter, cut into 2 inch rounds. Place 1/2 to 1 inch apart on the prepared baking sheet. You can form and roll the dough scraps once after the first roll.
Bake for 12-15 minutes, rotating the sheets halfway through the baking. Remove from the oven and cool on the sheets for 2 to 5 minutes. Transfer the cookies to a cooling rack and let cool completely.
To Assemble the Cookies:
Place half of the cookies upside down on a work surface. Whip the filling lightly with a whisk to loosen it. It will lighten in color and fluff up. Don’t overwhip or the filling may begin to separate.
Transfer the filling to a pastry bag fitted with a 1/4-inch plain tip. I just scooped my filling out by the scant teaspoonful. Pipe or dollop one teaspoon of filling in the center of each upside down cookie. Gently, using your fingers, press the cookies together until the filling comes just to the edges.
The cookies can be stored in an airtight container for up to 3 days.









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Boo on the jerky bank. I have to say that mint.com is very helpful..
oh man, I feel for you Joy! That happened to us once when my husband was working for a company that decided to cut checks with no funds (nice) and we got hit with several overdraft charges AFTER the bank happily accepted the check! SO mad. Maybe they’ll change their rules after knowing they’ll never get your delicious cookies. There.
Yes. Yes. Yes. I must make these!
wow, that blows! banks = jerks!! boo on them.
PS i just found your blog and the browned butter blueberry muffins are like a staple in our house. so thanks for sharing your yumminess our tummies thank you.
aw man Joy – that stinks. I feel your pain. love your website and your witty remarks!
You’re not the only one with bank woes. Makes you want to get an envelope and stuff money in the mattress. Then eat cookies!
couldn’t agree more! but i won’t rant, …. i’ll just sing-song to myself about these glorious cookies until i get to go home and make them toniiiiight ;) joy, you’re a joy!
(groan groan, i know, you’ve heard that a million times… but still, its a joy ;))
Hey Joy- this same thing happened to me just a few weeks ago. TWO identical fees for the same overdraft (they’re tricksters with the not notifying the first time). It was an absentminded mistake, and I haven’t done it for years, if ever. So I called them and was just like “Hey, I made a silly mistake. I’ve been with this bank for a while and nothing like this has happened, blah blah.” They refunded me BOTH fees. So, if you haven’t given that a try, you should!
These cookies look delish. I never make espreso powder recipes because I never think to buy the stuff. Maybe I will take the plunge for these bad boys.
sorry to hear about the bank sitch–never makes sense but somehow they always make money–at least you made out with the best darn cookie ever and a chance to vent about the stinky bank–enjoy your cookies and try not to let em get you down–hugs
speak to jerky supervisor!
hah…bank…you loss cuz joy rocks! you could never be invited to her parties…acting the way you do!!
in any event, i too am going to make these delish sounding cookies!!!
That happened to me just a few days ago. UGH. And how one earth did they think of that number $33? Good question. :(
But at least your cookies are amazing. :)
These look great, I’ll have to try them (sans espresso powder) ASAP. Sorry about the suck bank – they’re not known for being nice!
Ha! You’re hilarious. I love the letter to the bank. I don’t like those meanies either ;)
The cookies look amazing! I’m definitely making them as soon as temps drop below 90! Sorry about the bank. Overdraft fees are absolutely ridiculous!
Remind me not to read your blog when I’m hungry again. I’m *supposed* to be working, but it’s taking all my willpower not to run down to the kitchen and make these. right. now. *drool*
That is the worst feeling ever! What a scam!
A few months ago I deposited a check from someone (who apparently doesn’t have any money !) and the check bounced. I got charged an outrageous fee. Me. What a bunch of horse puckey.
A few weeks ago I came across your blog when googling for chocolate chip peanut butter cookies. I did make them and have to say they were amazing! These cookies look yummy as well. Can’t wait to try them out.
I am so glad I found your blog. Now I know where to go for some dank baking recipes.
Just yesterday, there was a story on Minnesota Public Radio about banks making loads of money off of people via overdraft charges. http://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2009/08/10/am-overdraft-fees/
These cookies look great. Have you tried to make English muffins before? I made some lemon cranberry ones based off of Pete’s “Pete bakes website” http://www.peterandrewryan.com/baking/2008/09/english-muffins/
though I’d love to see your take on them.
Thanks. I love your blog. Great photos.
Joy, i love you…
i would gladly pay your $33 fee in return for writing such wonderful little letters :)
they make my life complete… :)
Oh, sorry about the bank–though I bet they can’t bake as well as you.
Joy, this happened to me also. It it a crappy trick to pull on the bank’s part isn’t it? I racked up $150 in overdraft fees before I realized what had happened; why do they let you keep taking money out that’s not there???I was so irate that I went in & asked to meet with the bank’s manager and told them what an unfair policy they had. I also said how much I enjoyed banking with them until now and how I would hate to have to switch banks over this unfortunate mishap…which worked because they took my fees off! You should try it Joy; it just might work!
Boo on the bank! Go find yourself another one, or better yet, a credit union. Take yer bidness & yer cookies someplace where they appreciate both . . .
I would like to eat all of those cookies for dinner.
Banks are bitches.
You go, girl!
And bring on those cookies too. They look yummy.
Aww, sorry about your overdraft charges! What a bummer!
The cookies sound and look fab, though!
Does your teller wear a mask? Mine does..:o)
I was trying to figure out where I saw these cookies before than I realized I had the same book as you…Daahhhhhha :o)
I love this, only because I can relate. I love your site!!!!!
Yum! Okay, I have got to start baking again. And, I wouldn’t share those cookies with too many people either.
Omg, I have totally had all the exact same thoughts about my bank. Once I went under by literally like 5 cents and they charged me $33. And what about when I moved abroad and they forgot to lift the security hold off my visa card so I couldn’t get any money out of the ATM? Could I have charged them $33 for everytime they inconvenienced me? Yeah, probably not.
Those cookies look amazing by the way! I’ll make them for someone nice :-)
Yeah, the banks are using us to pay back their bailout money. Cute, no? NO.
Joy, please help me. It is too hot to bake. My sons want baked goods. It’s tooooooo hoooooooooooot!
Yeah, definitely mint.com. I had a similar nightmare overdraft experience before signing up, and now I get an email if I’m ever running low on funds. Go to the bank and talk to somebody, for real! It works — I got my overdrafts cut in half.
Also — can’t wait to make these. Today or tomorrow.
the chocolate cookies look amazing! agreed, overdraft charges are ridiculous!
Aww, that really sucks! I don’t have an overdraft on my account – the Husband does, but he says it’s good that I don’t or I would go way over what I have and end up paying the bank once I get my cheque.
These cookies, on the other hand, are lovely. I’ve never been too much of a coffee person, but I may have to whip up a batch for my mom who LOVES the stuff.
K
Ohhh Jerky bank and I have had a long and tumultuous affair . No doubt about the overdraft fees ! stupid overdraft fees!!! I’m getting annoyed just thinking about it ! But these cookies look like they might make it all better :)
I’ve been there – once – it STINKS – I never thought to call and try to get the money back as some of the other commenters mentioned. Too late for me, but perhaps you can try! The cookies look delicious. :)
Joy, sorry about your banking woes. Unfortunately it happens to the best of us. But, unlike the bank, you still like us!!! Thanks for sharing!!
Poor Joy. *Hugs*
I was wondering if you would be so kind as to write a post on the necessary pans that one would need to get into the baking groove. Many a time I get excited seeing a particular recipe that you have, only to discover that I do not have that particular pan to try that recipe. Or say, do I need TWO round pans, or 1 springform pan, 1 or 2 cookie sheets? Do I really need a Bundt pan? What are the must haves, or what could be the good-to-haves?
I cannot emphasize how much I love your site. You always make my day. :) Thank you.
Joy – I feel your pain. I just broke up with my last bank. My new bank is working out well, but I don’t like to fall too hard too fast, you know? I just made the chocolate wafer sandwich cookies from Martha’s cookie book and they like these, but without the espresso yumminess…must make these soon.
My bank just did the same thing to me! I must make these cookie. I promise I won’t share! ;)
Joy- I really love and appriciate how you encorporate your real life thoughts and feelings into your blog- along with, of course, your incredibly delicious recipe’s! Thanks for being human- and making mistakes too:) Oh- and for the record Banks aren’t just jerks to you- they are- a feelingless corporation that cares for no one (not even their employees…) ok so enough- down to the YUM of your coooooookies!!
Joy, I’m so sorry to hear that you are having bank problems. Shame on them! Really, shame on them for being able to charge such exorbitant fees especially for first time offenders. I would definitely recommend talking with them and hopefully you are successful. Thanks for sharing another delicious looking recipe. Best of luck : )
For your next bank… find one with real time on-line accounting. (If I stop for gas on the way home, it’ shows up on the computer 5 minutes later when I get home). You’ll never have to worry about a missed entry again!
The cookies look great – but it’s been about 97 degrees in Philly this week…
Aw, bummer! I just did that recently for the first time and I was so upset with myself! Three NSF fees in one day. I had success talking to the manager at the bank where I opened my account (on the phone) — the branch by my office said they couldn’t do anything but suggested I called the other branch. The woman on the phone was really nice and helpful too. She saw that I’d been a customer for years and never overdrafted before, blah blah blah and refunded me 2 of the 3 fees; much better! I hope that works for you!
You need to look into banking with a credit union. I work for a credit union here in California and we will reverse the charges if we think that you have made an honest mistake…..and if does not happen often. Our charge is $19 not $33….that seems a bit much……
I am new to your site and so far I love it………….I have not made anything yet but have printed out a lot of recipes.
Banks – Im in on that. Ughh! But these cookies will help make my week better. Thanks again Joy!
a similar thing happened to me lately! Only, I guess I forgot to hit submit when paying my credit card bill online so they never got my payment. I had it written in the check book and everything. So I got hammered with a late fee AND interest. Blah.
Mmm, and those cookies do look good enough to chase away money blues! Might have to try them!
Here is a song for your troubles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw . The Flight of the Concords really summ up the Jerky or Mother Ukering (who uck with you shey) Banks. Hope it makes you smile :)
I’m so sorry, Joy. What a frustrating thing. If I worked at your bank and saw that letter, I would waive your fees. And then I would send you cookies.
Awww, babe! LOL,I had that happen about 6 months ago. I purchased something on the internet and when paying for it the site didn’t let my choose “from credit card” before the purchase, so it came out of my bank account instead. I got an overdraft charge then the bank had the GALL to charge an overdraft on the fact that there were insufficient funds to cover the overdraft fee!!! WOW, thank GOD my aunt works at my banking institution and fixed that little unfairness. Thank you for being you, Joy. I smile daily just reading your blog and my recipe box is getting fatter by the day!! Your bank should feel duly punished, hey, it’s like they have a cookie overdraft! hehehe.