From one to many: a list.
One: the number of iPhones I own.
Two: the number of computers I have in my posession.
Zero: the number of power sources I have for those computers.
One: dead computer.
One: out of battery computer.
One: attempted iPhone blog post.
13: the number of bottles of wine I wish to drink right now.
Four: the number of bags if Doritos I would like to eat right now.
Zero: the number of sit-ups I would like to do, ever.
One Thousand Seven Hundred Ninty Nine: the number of dollars needed to buy the MacBook Pro I love.
Three: the number of times I’ve told myself to shut-it and be thankful for what I have. Geeez.
One kabillion: the number used to represent my love for my fancy phone.
57: the number of text messages sent on that phone today.
Twenty two: the number of today’s text messages that were about The Bachelorette.
1: the number of Honey and Beer Spice Cakes I’ve made today.
Tomorrow: when I’ll show you that dang cake instead of going on and on about my broken technology.
Almost two: the number if hours it took me to get this out.
19: the most likely number of typos in this post. I like you. My apologies.
Sent from my (douchey) iPhone.
Thank you Steve Jobs. Thank you.
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I just love the macBook Pro, well, here it’s more expensive…
I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you!
hahahahahahahahahahahah… good one.
Maybe if you send Steve some of your HoneyBee-R cake he might send you a Mac Pro. And if you don’t try, I might…
great post
Aw, I hope you magically find the money for a new Macbook pro. Also I second Max’s suggestion: it never hurts to try and I’m sure that would be an adventure to blog about… hahaha
Oh, technology! Such a wily mistress! Funny post :)
Joy!
Joy!
Could your personality be any cuter?!
No! No! No!
You are the cutest thing in this whole world!
I think MacPRO should donate a MacPRO to Joy the Baker!
Don’t YOU!?
xo
My 5 year old is obsessed with the back to the future movies. Like so obsessed he can make random quotes fit into conversations and crack everyone up.
That beer you have there? One of his fave things to say “Great Scot!!!” I just showed his that picture and he thinks you have the coolest beer ever.
He is also now running around repeating that saying for any reason. :P
You can also look on eBay, just be careful to read the description. Best of all have someone that understands computers look for you. My husband picked up a really nice 6 month old macbook pro for his sister for a little over 1k. Might be worth a try. Best of luck, I hope you find the mapple of your dreams. Keep up the great work.
Beer and dessert…. I may need to get this book.
you are hilarious… I want my own NEW computer too!
do you love the hipstamatic app on your phone? i’ve been wishy washy about purchasing it, but that’s most likely because i have to pay for it…
You need to update your apps, girl. Your applications app shows that 9 apps need to be updated. I love getting updates of my faves. It’s like getting them fine-tuned.
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