It’s a good thing you’re not here. You. You specifically. It’s a good thing you’re not here right now.
If you were here, you’d be witness to some truly horrific sweatpants choices. You’d have to see my raccoon face, from furiously rubbing my eyes with mascara on. I just yelled at my cat… you would have seen that. I threw a pillow at him. A small pillow. He ran. You would have seen that too. I have bras all over my bed. My desk could use some work. I don’t really want to talk about the state of my shower. It’s a good thing you’re not here.
I’d have a hard time telling you all the things I tell you if you were actually sitting here in front of my face. Sure, there’s the stuff about how I want to turn my cat into a spider hunting helicopter…that’s easy. I’m talking about the other stuff. When I write dorky letters to my future husband. When I freak out about turning a year older. When I date people. When I stop dating people. When I wrestle with Lent and sacrifice and openness and vulnerability…. I’d have a hard time sharing all that if you were here… in front of my face… with all your eye contact. That would freak me out a little.
But you are here. Just the there sort of here, and I’m so thankful for it.
Someone needs to know when I’m happy and sad and scared and freaked out and coupled and dumped and hungry and such. I’m glad it’s you. Even though I mostly don’t know you… I’m still glad it’s you.
Ok… enough with all the eye contact.
Can we talk about dessert now?
We all know what a strawberry crumble tastes like.
Yadda yadda yadda. Baked strawberries, oats, sugar… you know.
Let me tell you… adding fresh pineapple is such a good idea. Baked strawberries and pineapple are a perfect combination of sweet and tart. A little wacky. A little tropical. A little like doing yoga then drinking fruity martinis. Wait… does that make sense? It does in my head.
Baked fruit. Oat, butter, and sugar topping. Ice cream is mandatory. Someone to share it with is either a luxury or a curse. I’m not sure which.
I’m glad you’re here. Believe that.
Strawberry Pineapple Crumble
Recipe inspired by The Sophisticated Gourmet
Makes one 8-inch baking dish