I made you something for not your mouth.
Wait… is that the best way to say that?
I made you something for your body. For showering. For scrubbing. For smelling.
Something to keep you company while you’re in the shower singing Who’s Gonna Drive You Home by The Cars.
Don’t act like you don’t sing that song in the shower… cause we all do.
I love granulated sugar as a body scrub. It has just the right coarseness. Sweet but aggressive.
Fine-ground coffee is a great addition. It’s fragrant and feels like morning. Lavender makes the whole scrub smell soapy.
The only ingredient you might not have on hand in vegetable glycerine. I found mine at Whole Foods. It’s cheap and really great for a scrub.
Unlike using an olive oil or almond oil, vegetable glycerine leaves your skin feeling soft and happy… but not completely coated in oil.
Take a closer look and read all about lavender’s medical uses.
Gas? um… cool!
It’s as easy as stirring sugar, ground coffee, lavender with vegetable glycerine.
This is the part where I try to creep you out with my giant hands.
But just look how pretty this scrub is!
These hands are getting more creeptastic by the moment.
Scrub that scrub in and get ready to wash it off.
There might be a giant orange cat in your sink. Kick him out.
Wait. Should we talk about my nails?
Hold on… just a sec.
I love this scrub! Smooth, sweet smelling skin… all from the kitchen.
Now.. if you use this body scrub in the shower, the coffee grinds might leave a little hint of brown in the shower. Don’t freak out! You’re in the shower… it’s easily rinsed away.
If you’re afraid of the brown, you can replace the ground coffee with more granulated sugar. No biggie. Do you.
Oh! This is my latest nail fashion. I’m determined to have the nails of a DMV employee by the end of summer. It’s getting real.
For more on my nail obsession, get in on this podcast!
Coffee and Lavender Sugar Body Scrub
makes about 1 cup
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup finely ground coffee (or use more granulated sugar if you’re afraid of a brown scrub)
2 tablespoons dried lavender
1/2 cup vegetable glycerine
Combine all ingredients and stir well. Store in an airtight container for up to a week. I keep my scrub in the refrigerator, because I like it cold. Scrub on hands and body then rinse.