There are a lot of things I can’t figure out. Read: There are a lot of things I haven’t taken the time to figure out.
I can’t figure out dry-cleaning. I think it has something to do with folding clothes perfectly then covering them in plastic.
I can’t figure out why people enjoy karaoke so much when it’s so clearly just the singing version of public speaking… which makes is SO MUCH WORSE YOU GUYS!
I can’t figure out why saying ‘yes’ is easier than saying ‘no’. Actually I have figured that out. The face of disappointment is terrifying.
I can’t figure out why Taylor Swifts “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is sooooo dang singable. Help me.
And while I still may stumble on the grammatical difference between laying and lying… I know that at least… at the very least, I can make an AMAZING (seriously…) spicy grilled cheese sandwich. The rest I can Google. Amen.