… eat watermelon, in a park, in a row with several friends, quickly, in a race-type situation. See who finishes first. Crown them the winner.
Call it a Watermelon Eating Contest.
It’s summer. Summer is fun. Watermelon is summer fun.
Here are five Watermelon Eating Contest tips, from a photographer not a participant.
Just before the race, it’s not a bad idea to lick your lips and stretch out the back. You’ll need every advantage. No… pregnant women do not have to eat twice the amount of watermelon. It doesn’t work that way.
Positioning is important.
Cool sunglasses might prevent watermelon splatter. No? Feel free to cast them aside.
White is not the ideal shirt color for such a contest. Rest easy, this is nothing a little Tide can’t fix.
Thorough. If not speedy, please do be thorough. Heck… might as well enjoy the melon!
Happy Summer! What are you doing for fun times?
Ash
haha, great stuff! Such fun in the sun!!
Sue
Dying to know who won Joy. Tell us. Please! By the way you have spunky friends.
sofia
why does middle guy in with the cool glasses look just like my boy zack?? weeeeeird :)
Anna
Ooh! Watermelon’s my absolute favorite berry (that’s right: berry, which it technically is). Sweet, succulent, cold, juicy, refreshing. I’m totally stealing this idea for my birthday!
Tina
Lol! that looks like a lot of fun :) great pics, btw who won?
katie
joy, you have no idea how much you just brightened my day :)
Catherine
Joy you take such great pics! Looks like you guys all had alotta fun!
p.s. luv the captions!
Em
Moving to Canada!
When Pigs Fly
That looks like fun and not frightening like those all you can eat hot dog contests.
Wendy
Aw man… my husband once got in trouble (with a non-pregnant woman) for looking at an artsy photo of a nude pregnant woman and saying it looked like she’d swallowed a watermelon. ‘Nuff said. ;-)
Stiffler
you could add a watermelon seed spitting contest. who can spit and get the best distance?
Joanna
BIKE RIDING! …and getting sunburned. :(
Angelique from Bitchin' Lifetsyle
Ha! this is cute. I bet I’d win in a watermelon contest over Dallas if I were competing against her…lol shhhhh.
Whitney
Should be watermelon halves with no hands!
Ashley @ Domestic Fashionista
this made me laugh! how fun!