If you’re lucky enough to romance someone with breakfast in bed…. do not bring kale. Bring bacon. Bacon is better in bed. Kale is stupid in bed. Kale is better if you’re a single lady that wants a smoothie.
How is that for a pro tip?
Believe it or not, kale and spinach blend up perfectly into a smoothie.
I know! I totally had my doubts…. but it works.
I added pear and banana and almond milk too. So super delicious. It doesn’t taste like you’re drinking kale and spinach. It tastes like your drinking good.
Ps. I have spinach in my teeth. True story.
Kale Spinach and Pear Smoothie
inspired by Tracy. Thanks Tracy!
1 heaping cup spinach leaves
1 heaping cup chopped kale leaves
1/2 pear
1 frozen banana
1 1/2 cups cold almond milk (or soy milk or orange juice)
1 tablespoon honey
Remove kale leaves from their rough center stalk and coarsely chop. In a blender, combine kale spinach and almond milk. Blend until no big kale bits remain. Stop blender and add banana honey and pear. Blend until smooth. Enjoy immediately. Heck yea!
Vikki
I love this I even added some chai seed and gojji berries for a nutritional boost and it taste Awsome!!
Penny
My boyfriend and I love this smoothie! I was starting to wonder if I would ever find the green smoothie love, but this one turned the tide!
I sweetened the one that I made today with medjool dates. Delicious!!
julie
ridiculous how good this was. i used half a pear, two cups of spinach (didn’t have any kale) and half a banana with soy milk. i wish i’d frozen the banana first for a little more chill, but it was so delicious.
Judy
This was so good. Thank you!