Lemon Blueberry Poppy Seed Muffins
Have you ever had one of those days where you’re driving along, battling traffic, trying to let Kelly Clarkson lull you away from outright rage… and it’s totally not working… and you’re about 4.7 seconds away from deliberately smashing your car into the Porsche in front of you? You’ve probably never had one of those days. You’re a better human than me.
If you are familiar with these sorts of days, the solution would look something like this: abruptly pull your car over into a shopping mall, buy yourself a cheap maxi dress, change into new dress in the car, walk to a drugstore, paint your nails in the cosmetic section, purchase a package of Peanut Butter M&Ms and a purple juice for a homeless dude, walk back to your car, put on fresh lipstick, and carry on.
Can this be the only traffic jam I encounter for a bit? A cluster of lemon, poppy seeds, and blueberries… less Porsche, more butter.
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