Hello! It is your friendly, local, traveling Trader Joe’s evangelist coming to you with Spring’s hottest eats. Some people eat seasonally and I would say I do, too – just at Trader Joe’s. This Spring they’re leaning into dill pickle everything: from dill pickle mini corn dogs to dill pickle cold-smoked salmon. My suggestion, as always, is to go to TJ’s and just vibe, let it tell you what you need, but please don’t go hungry. You will purchase the store. No one has the trunk space for that.
Let’s go, Joe!
New On The Scene
• Korean Gochujang – This is a sweet, spicy, savory sauce that has become a staple in my house. I happen to live by Thai, Vietnamese, and Korean grocery stores and this sauce has been my sidekick while I explore dishes from these cultures. Highly recommend.
• Cookies & Creme Pretzel Slims – Beware, this one is dangerous and the perfect purse snack (you know I love a purse snack). Sweet, creamy, cookie-y, salty? Win. Win. Win. And WIN.
• Chromatic Celebration Cake & Baking Mix – We all know it, children and adults alike love it forever, you really can’t go wrong here. I think this cake with the best chocolate buttercream frosting would be *kisses fingertips* perfection.
• Slightly Coated Dark Chocolate Almonds – Okay, don’t hate me but I’m not the biggest chocolate fan. If offered I will take dark chocolate over milk chocolate any day. I usually end up biting off half the chocolate first on chocolate covered almonds because I’d actually like to taste the almond. This does the job for me and adds sea salt! I bought two bags!
Seasonal Returns
• Sumo Mandarins – Citrus season is cruising past us, so please don’t sleep on these mandarins. They peel somehow easier than a mandarin orange and they taste like citrusy bursts of pure light.
• When Life Gives You Lemon’s Make Ice Cream – I love a creamy lemon combo, which seems very odd. They shouldn’t go together right? Wrong-o! A frosted lemonade is a dream and Jeni’s Lemon & Blueberries Parfait is among my top 3 favorite ice cream flavors ever. This ice cream ticks all my boxes with a lemony swirl alongside buttery soft shortbread cookies.
• Lemon Curd – As a person who grew up with a baking mom, I believe having a jar of lemon curd on hand is necessary in one’s pantry. My mom makes a yellow cake from a box mix, and warm out of the oven tops it with pineapple juice, then spreads on lemon curd to keep it moist, and ends with cream cheese frosting and shredded coconut. It’s so simple but so life-changing. Much like Joy’s favorite coconut cake (to which lemon curd would be a beautiful addition).
• Daily Facial Sunscreen – This Super Goop! *dupe* has all the girls talking, and saving money! No white cast, incredibly light, and no weird smell. Don’t sleep on TJ’s body care section!
All The Time Finds
• Tomato Paste – Absolutely a must have in your kitchen. Yes, of course, you can buy cheap cans of tomato paste from ALDI (that is legit what I do) and freeze portions. Or! You can make your life easier and squeeze it out of a tube. It’s almost so logical it doesn’t make sense.
• Tangerine Juice – Isn’t this just orange juice? Technically, yes. To me, this is what orange juice tasted like when I was a kid. It’s super bright and a little sweeter and I’m right back at my childhood kitchen table again for breakfast.
• Goat’s Milk Creamy Cheese – Let me build you my perfect breakfast. One slice of sourdough bread, toasted on a comal in Kerrygold butter, spread with apricot jam. Top the toast with two soft scrambled or fried eggs (um, also scrambled in butter – oh wow I have a problem), and on top of that? This creamy goat cheese. It hits all the right notes: sweet, savory, crunchy, luscious, and unctuous. If you try this let me know, it’s truly my favorite breakfast ever.
• Vanilla Bean Mini Scones – I don’t know what else to tell you as to why you need these. The reason is in the name!
• Burrata – Hi, hello, good morning friends, I need your rapt attention. Please pair this burrata with grilled peaches, a drizzle of balsamic glaze, and fresh torn basil, a glass of wine, a steamy book on your iPad or Kindle, followed by every step of your skincare. Love, a Taurus who always passes the vibe check.
Irresistible Extras
• Ketchup Flavored Sprinkle – Okay, this one was more intriguing than anything. What would you put this on? My only thought is plain potato chips, because we don’t have ketchup chips in the US. Could this be used in/on meatloaf? Homemade BBQ sauce? On top of eggs, even?! The options seem endless, yet baffling.
• Cookie Butter Cookies – The butteriest shortbread (think Walker’s level) and a subtle smear of biscoff – trust me when I say you will need more than one box.
• Everything and the Elote Dip – Do not judge this book by its cover, because I did and almost missed out on my blessing. This dip has the nicest smoky, spicy kick, and I ate the whole tub in one sitting. I should probably feel more remorse than I do.
• TJ’s greeting cards – All my greeting cards come from here – every single one. They’re the right amount of cheesy and super heartfelt, even the blank ones are beautifully designed. “Alpaca bag and go anywhere with you??” Bravo to their creative team.
• The Plant/Flowers Section – I would safely say Trader Joe’s has the best flower selection outside of an actual flower market. I know several people who get their flowers the day of their wedding for bouquets. I frequently buy their eucalyptus for my shower (do you do that? It’s heavenly!) and they regularly have gorgeous orchids, fiddle leaf figs, and other plants that are 3 times the price elsewhere. I believe they have my picture posted behind the customer service counter banning me from buying anymore plants in… several states.
What are we buying at TJ’s these days? I write all of your suggestions down!
Vanessa
Although I don’t get there as often as i would like I have tried a few things. My friend got me some picl
Le flavored peanuts i have yet to try and she got me these amazing onion ring chips made from lentils and has ranch flavor. I recently had to go soy and gluten free and its hard to find good snacks.
Dottie
I’m excited to try the sunscreen. I go through buckets of it in the summer and smaller containers in the winter (less body mass to cover at that time of year).
I love that creamy goat cheese. Try chopping fresh tomatoes with basil, garlic and olive oil, then slice a baguette, spread it with the goat cheese and top it with the tomato mixture. Messy and delicious!
I keep a package of the precooked lentils in my frig. When I need a quick meal, the lentils are good with roasted veggies, any leftover veggies on hand, etc., etc.
I just bought a bag of those chocolate covered almonds and they are delicious.
Your breakfast ideas make me so hungry!
Katt
I have never been to a TJs (I know, I know), but rumor in my work neighborhood is that one is going into the first floor of a new apartment building that’s nearly done. I keep waiting for proof and crossing my fingers.
Olivia J
All of these look so good! I am from Canada and there aren’t any Trader Joes here but I always wanted to go to one.
Terry
Lemon Curd is killer! Thanks for the tip on the Elote dip! The shae butter and coconut oil hair serum is great. Keep the suggestions coming!
Amelia
Such an amazing haul! Just with Trader Joe’s would be more supportive of their staff’s unionizing efforts :(
Caroline
I know this will only be relevant for Texas readers, but now that Joy is in Houston, could we get some grocery hauls from H-E-B?!
Joy the Baker
I love this idea, Caroline!
Lori
I second this!
Amanda
I haven’t seen it in stores since last year but I discovered a TJ’s Chana Masala (salad? dip?) in their prepared foods section that I fell so in love with I attempted to recreate it at home – mine was not quite as magical as theirs but still good. I also tried their Rice Thins with Dark Chocolate and it was life affirming, just enough dark chocolate to hit the spot with a satisfying crunch from the rice thin.
connie dunfield
Hi TJ’s Evangelist, I love reading your suggestions, and made my own list of items to add when I shop again. I loved the way you coined “purse Snack”…I get that too. Thanks for your yummy review!
Sarah
Abby, you are delightful. I love reading your posts! You have a gift for language/writing – keep going :)
Daisy
Trader Joes sells Jeni’s ice cream ?
If this is true – than yaay !
sara
nice
Jen S
OOOh girl thank you for the reminder of the TJ Lemon Curd! How had I forgotten; and dare I say it’s better than another shall-not-be-named French kind. Even though the French brand makes fabulous jams. I too concur the greeting cards are fabulously designed and very well priced.
I’m also a sucker for the cheeses and cracker offerings which never make it hope sealed as I snack on them on the way home, on the bus. Yup. Will look into the facial sunscreen and looks great for bags/purses and travel size!
Thanks.
Kay
I’m a big fan of TJ’s cheese section. Their manchego is generally a whole lot cheaper there than almost anywhere. Also their Chili Onion Crunch is so so so good. I’ve tried others and the taste always seems off. TJ’s version is so on point, a great price, and I put it on everything! My TJ’s is also the only store that carries GT Kombucha in the strawberry lemonade flavor and that stuff is gold. Okay now I’m starving!
Sara
Your happy face with your TJ’s haul is a delight. Thank you for spreading your cheer to my gloomy morning! I bought a weird baby head vase with a pothos in it, no regrets!
Carol
Your trunk space note cracked me up! We have been stocking up on Unexpected Cheddar Dip, PB&J sticks (for the kids…right…), dark potato chips, pre-cooked lentils, and mini baguettes. And the rainbow baby’s breath (it has a different official name, but I can’t remember it) has come home with me more than once. Love TJs!
Katie
People often say of great writers, “Please, I’d read their grocery list…” And you have PROVEN that an excellent writer can, indeed, produce a riveting grocery list. A trip to TJs with you would be the ultimate!! I drive an Outback so you know there’s plenty of trunk space for all our impulse purchases.