Is it wrong to J-walk into church? …. because I do it just about every Sunday.
Is it wrong to curse at people on the road while driving to church? Cause… maybe that’s happened once or twice.
On a scale of one to total jerk… how jerky is it for me to blatantly roll my eyes at the lady on the spin bike next to me who is flirting with the obviously married man on the other side of me? Do I really need to be in the middle of this interaction? It’s 7 in the morning! Come on. Please.
Oh! And while we’re on the subject… if you take your shirt off during spin class and decide to just ride it out in your sports bra…. I’m going to try very very very hard not to label you as an attention-seeking-lady-exerciser. Do not like. We’re all hot and sweating lady…. keep you shirt on. There should be a rule. There’s gotta be a rule.
Also… exactly how much of this batter can I spoon in my mouth after spin class and before rushing off to J-walk into church? That’s the real issue. The answer? About two cupcakes worth of batter… which may or may not lead to a belly ache. Don’t do what I do… J-walk, curse, or roll your eyes at attention seeking, inappropriately flirty strangerladies. Be a nice person instead.