January 31, 2012
I think I’d like to write a book about how to make friends, entitled How to Make Friends, the almost fairytale. Chapter One Once upon a time there was a lonely girl who had but one friend… her snaggle-toothed mother. One day, in the kitchen, she stumbled upon a rare and delicious combination. A combination [...]
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September 30, 2011
Uh-huh. It’s onion ring time. Were you the little girl that would put a small onion ring on her ring finger and pretend that she was married? Yea… me neither. That’s weird. … And I definitely didn’t do that today, as a grown-ass lady. That would be even more odd. Except I totally did. Yea. [...]
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