I went to a meeting yesterday…
I went to one of those fancy LA-type meetings. Think: television executives, fancy open office, exposed brick walls, Apple computers, too cool for school/ultra hip staff… and me in last year’s twelve dollar Target sandals. Um…..
It was intimidating. I sat up straight and hid my shoes.
Know what we talked about? Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Seriously…. it really broke the ice.
And then one of the executives said I looked like a flight attendant. That’s a compliment, right?
Peanut butter and chocolate. The great equalizers.
Peanut Butter Blondies with Milk Chocolate Frosting. Yea… these puppies make me want to sit on the couch with a glass of milk and watch after school specials. Wholesome.
Chocolate Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting and crumbled peanut butter cups make me feel like a dirty filthy whore…. and I love it.
Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies dipped in semi sweet chocolate? There goes your diet.
… It was a stupid diet anyway. You look great.
This is what Peanut Butter Banana Cream Pie looks like if you put your face rreeeeaaaallllllyyyy close to it.
This is what Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies look like if you take a really bad picture of them.
True.
Don’t you feel like a genius when you’re in the middle of making peanut butter cookies and you remember you have half a bag of chocolate chips in the cupboard? Yea, me too. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Good Lord! We shouldn’t even be talking about this mess. It’s butter and sugar topped with peanut butter, butter, more sugar and chocolate and butter. See? These Peanut Butter Fudge Treats are a legitimate problem.
Here’s a think piece: Chocolate and peanut butter pancakes: friend or foe?
Jenny
you are hilarious I love reading these posts!!