Did you know that there’s a special chicken you eat when you get engaged.? A chicken so treasured, so perfectly roasted, so exclusive, so only for people with fresh diamonds on their fingers that it’s actually called Engagement Roast Chicken. Yea… it’s for people who have decided that they want to spend the rest of their lives with other people. Boy oh boy… engaged people have it GOOD!
Or wait… maybe I’m understanding it wrong. This is the sort of chicken you make for your significant other in order to prove your potential as a promising wife and partner. In that case, I’m going to need A LOT more information about you, sir, before I make you this chicken. Do you do dishes? Do you do laundry? Again… do you do dishes? Do you understand the concept of a retirement fund. How do you act during football season? Why do you watch the TV so loud, like seriously? Put down your fork and let’s get down to brass tacks. Also… chicken so good you’ll want to marry me? Please…
I’m not engaged. Like… really not engaged. I have a cat. Have I told you about my cat? (Don’t answer that.)
I feel like… if we’re going to start making roasted chicken for very specific life and coupling events we should run the spectrum. It’s only fair.
Today’s roasted chicken is made in that spirit. Consider these re-worked, more inclusive and (dare I say) realistic, recipe names:
• I’m Working On Me Roast Chicken
• Why Hasn’t He Texted Me Back(?) Roast Chicken
• I Folded My Laundry Like An Adult Roast Chicken
• I’m Proud Of Myself For Not Ordering Takeout Tonight Roast Chicken
• Slight Fear of Commitment Roast Chicken
• I’d Rather Be Eating Cheese and Ice Cream Roast Chicken
• I Didn’t Leave My Shopping Cart In The Middle Of The Parking Lot Roast Chicken
• Was That A Date(?) Roast Chicken
• But Really Why Is Everyone On Tinder(?) Roast Chicken
• My Cat Is Going To Eat Half Of My Roast Chicken
• I Generally Like Who I Am Roast Chicken
• But I Had French Fries For Lunch Roast Chicken
I mean… we could go on forever and ever. Infinity Roast Chickens.
This recipe is easy, delicious, and all the way Ina Garten’s. She knows her way about a chicken. Let’s not mess with a good thing… let’s just make it less marriage-bound for sanity’s sake.
We’re working with lemon, garlic and onions. Keeping it simple and supreme.
The inside of the chicken is seasoned with salt and pepper and stuffed with lemon wedges and a whole head of garlic, halved but raw. Flavor inside the bird will roast up and out.
The bird is brushed liberally with olive oil and seasoned liberally with coarse sea salt and fresh cracked black pepper.
Into a roasting pan, or whatever sort of roasting-ish pan you might have on hand.
Onions are sliced thick and tossed in olive oil, salt, and pepper along with the remaining lemon wedges.
Essentially we want everything to taste exactly as it does, just highlighted with salt, pepper, and citrus.
Wedged and nestled and ready to roast!
While the chicken roasts, why not revisit old episodes of The Real World, Seattle… that’s what I would do / did.
One hour and fifteen minutes to adult-living victory. The chicken rests while we make a gravy… because we’re grown and we make gravy dangit. We make gravy!
Any and every occasion roasted chicken. Tender ad juicy. Lemon scented with gravy. Almost sweet onions served with farro and peas. It’s dinner, we’re worth the time and energy.
And we should totally make homemade chicken stock when we’re done with the chicken. It’s what Ina would do. How easy is that? (And that’s what she’d say about it.)
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All Occasion Roast Chicken
Ingredients
- 1 (4 to 5 pound) whole roasting chicken
- Coarse sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
- 2 lemons, cut into quarters
- 1 whole head garlic, in tact, skins on, just cut in half horizontally
- olive oil
- 2 yellow onions, peeled and thickly sliced
- 1/4 cup dry white wine
- 1/2 cup chicken stock, preferably homemade
- 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
Instructions
- Place a rack in the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 425 degrees F.
- Remove and discard the chicken giblets if you find them inside your chicken.
- Pat the outside of the chicken dry with a paper towel. Liberally salt and pepper the inside of the chicken. Cut the lemons in quarters, place 2 quarters in the chicken along with the garlic and reserve the rest of the lemons wedges for the roasting pan.
- Brush the outside of the chicken with olive oil and sprinkle the chicken liberally with salt and pepper. Tie the legs together with kitchen string and tuck the wing tips under the body of the chicken. I didn’t tie my chicken legs but you should have.
- Place the chicken in a small (11 by 14-inch) roasting pan. (If the pan is too large, the onions will burn. You want to have everything close together. Toss the reserved lemons and onions in 2 tablespoons olive oil, a bit of salt and pepper. Squeeze the reserved lemons over and around the chicken and place everything in the roasting pan around the chicken.
- Roast the chicken for about 1 hour and 15 minutes, until the juices run clear when you cut between a leg and a thigh. Remove the chicken to a platter and place onions and lemon on the platter with the chicken. Cover with aluminum foil, and allow to rest for 10 minutes while you prepare the sauce.
- Place the roasting juices in a small saucepan, add chicken stock, and bring to a boil over medium heat.
- Place flour in a small bowl and whisk in 3 tablespoons of the hot roasting juice and broth. Stir until no lumps remain and return the mixture to the saucepan. Add the white wine and stir, boiling gently, until thickened, about 5 minutes.
- Carve the chicken onto a platter and serve with the lemons, onions, and warm sauce.
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I finally made this roast chicken last night and it is DIVINE. I threw in a few carrots and parsnips, then laid a few sprigs of rosemary over the bird. Thanks for finally giving me the courage to roast a whole chicken!!
The roast I made last night can be classified under ‘I’m proud of myself for not ordering takeout Roast Chicken’. The stuffing of lemon and garlic took my bird to another level! thanks for sharing.
I bought all the ingredients for this early today, incuding a local chicken, and then found out you were here, in Chicago! It was Joythebaker is Close by Roast Chicken, also known as My Workaholic Boyfriend Didn’t Come Home So I Ate Standing Up with My Hands Roast Chicken. And it was amazing, served with pan-roasted potatoes. And I ate all the chicken-fat soaked onions.
Whenever I’ve roasted a chicken that is NOT sitting on a rack, the bottom is always a mess, meaning not nice and crispy like the rest of the bird. Does this happen with this recipe?
Dear Joy, you are the best. Engagement chicken is the worst idea ever and I love this post oh so much. I’m off to make a mega batch of your vegan pumpkin walnut bread now. xoxo
i love your blog but this is the first time I have ever cooked something. It makes me feel like an adult. Also, my friends loved it.
Joy! You’re amazing. Think I can cook this in a 5-qt le creuset dutch oven?
“My Husband Made This For Me and I’m Pretty Dang Spoiled, Yes, I Know it Roast Chicken.”
Seriously, he made this the other night and it was crazy good. Served with rice and sautéed squash, zucchini, and jalapeño. He wound up keeping some of the onions and garlic in the gravy and using our immersion blender to make it super creamy. HEAVEN.
i love this post so much. you always have the best write ups. thanks for making me laugh. (and i love hearing about your cat. relationships are overrated. ;-) )
Please, please, please take the “like” this and “like” that out of your posts!
Haha. Had fun reading this. Great recipe!
P.S. I’d love to know what ‘I’d Rather Be Eating Cheese and Ice Cream Roast Chicken’ would taste like. :D
– Regine
Ina is the best! One of my heroes in the kitchen. This makes me want to tackle roast chicken again!
I love this post! Roast chicken is my life. I make it all the time.
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Thanks for this. Now that I live in the UK, I’ll have to become a person who roasts chickens. This one looks classic.
This looks great! I live in a country where I cannot buy alcohol. Do you have any ideas about an alcohol free liquid to add to the gravy? (No wine for cooking is driving me nuts!)
i love all of those roast chickens. i can never get enough roast chicken.
I made this tonight. It was a total hit!!!!
This is amazing. You go, Joy!
Looks good . i will try it some day
It looks tasty. Chicken always work, I eat it 2-3 times a week, sometimes more. Chicken is incredible good.
The “Why Hasn’t He Texted Me Back(?) Roast Chicken” should be followed by the “I Just Double Texted Him Triple Chocolate Cake.”
you’re so so right…
Don’t forget….I’m Not Ashamed To Eat A Whole Chicken All By Myself Roast Chicken
It’s four in the morning and I just got up to take on the evil job of finishing a wall in the kitchen. Yes I started to scrape paint off and the whole wall peeled like wall paper. I read your post and laughed my ass off. Love it. Needed some humor in my life today. Yum engagement chicken. If I ever come out alive of repairing the darn wall I will give the bird a try. Have a great Labor Day. Paulette
I do almost identical chicken but with fennel instead of onions. The chicken juices & lemon make it fantastic under & around the bird.
I loved reading this…and the chicken looks so yummy, too!
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This is hilarious Joy. I didn’t know there was an engagement roasted chicken, learn something new every day…
Can I serve this with a side of “I need a little space mashed potatoes”?
YES.
Joy, I just really like you. You’re just a cool chic. I mean obviously you know that but I think it’s nice to hear from a stranger now and again.
i appreciate you. i really do.
Not to be weird or anything, but I want to make an engagement chicken for this post. Or something. Seriously though–love your writing so much, and this chicken looks amazing.
Oh my goodness, reading all those titles made me laugh so hard! Preparing a whole chicken has always intimidated me and this recipe is going to be the one I make! I’m determined.
It is pretty darn rare that I laugh out loud reading a cooking blog post, but holy Hannah, I love the multiple alternate titles of this recipe. Genius, Joy, pure genius. Let’s hear it for ‘slight fear of commitment chicken’!
Your names for the chicken are my new favorite things. Now I feel like I should make “I’m a grown ass woman and I’ve never made roast chicken” roast chicken.
I have never laughed until I cried in public while reading a damn roast chicken recipe before but there’s a first time for everything in this wild and beautiful life.
Seriously. People are like, “what’s so funny?” And I’m like, “WAS THAT A DATE ROAST CHICKEN!!!” And they’re like, O__O
Ohhh me oh my-Im now craving this and need to go and must get the goods for dinner! I have just made a lifestyle/cooking/baking blog and it would mean a lot if you could check it out, https://snapgracklepop.blogspot.co.uk Thanks!
I HEAR YOU BUDDY. We’re not engaged, but we’re actually doing pretty well out there in this crazy world – this is what my friends & I remind ourselves about once a week, so I’m passing it on. It’s cool, we’ve got friends, cats, roast chicken. We’ve got this.
I really like how I am, but don’t want to die alone,want to get married again, but don’t want to settle for second best and have to go online, because all those people hanging out in cafes don’t ever look up and talk to each other, so why did you leave the house? Roast chicken. You’re the best Joy!
I confess, I’m married and not sure roast chicken had anything to do with it. (Does registering for a roasting pan as a gift count?) Your writing style, gorgeous photos, and perfect sense of humor are all so appreciated! Thanks for bringing some laughter into my day.
How about…Because I’m Worth It roast chicken?
Also, laughing out loud. Why is everyone on Tinder? I tried it for 3 days and it freaked me right out.
Oh Joy. Thank you for this. I saw this chicken a long time ago under its other name and it looked soooo gooooood and then I refused to make it because of that absurd and insulting and, yes, patriarchal name! So thanks for helping me back down from Feminist Mountain and meeting me at the bottom with this chicken. I appreciate it. Making it this weekend.
I want to be your neighbor and your in real life friend. I love “I generally like who I am” roast chicken. Down with engagement and marriage being the end all/be all! (there is nothing wrong with either, but it is time for this to cease to be the ultimate sign of adulthood.)
Chicken, lemons and tons of onions = 3 of my husband’s favorite things! I’m making this for him tonight! And he thought the honeymoon was over…
This is perfect. Roast chicken for all!
Haha great post! Love your writing. This chicken turned out so beautifully, too! I can’t wait to give this recipe a try.
xx Sydney
I love love love that you associate making gravy with being “grown”… I don’t know what it is about gravy, but the first time I looked at all the liquid in a post-meat-cooking pan and thought “What would grandma do? Grandma would not waste that goodness. Grandma would stir some flour in there and make delicious gravy” – I felt like I had truly arrived at a special place. The kind of place where I could buy a house, and raise a child, and get a steady job, and do my taxes EARLY and make my bed every morning and sweep once in a while and make responsible choices. And it was awesome. Still working on most of those things. But I’ve got gravy down.
The one and only time I tried to roast chicken was in our small apartment, with zero ventilation and an electric oven. I got really distracted by the new, not so great Robocop and suddenly the house filled with smoke and I really…can’t possibly…fathom what went wrong…not. Needless to say, the cat had to go in the bedroom and the door and windows were open for quite a while. My husband has since banned me from roasting chicken (why not just buy one at Rouses, he says) in the house so maybe I’ll try this and call mine “Please Don’t Burn my New Apartment Down or Smoke Us Out of the Apt Roast Chicken?” Bit lengthy, but accurate.
Just wanted you to know, I love your blog. I’ll have to teach this recipe to my two teenage sons – the guys should definitely be wooing the women in the kitchen as well! Another great chicken recipe is the Zuni Cafe (SF) roast chicken.
Joy! I love your blog and my life would be incomplete without ‘Let it Be Sunday.’
I just thought I would let you know that Engagement Chicken is not, in fact, a celebratory meal for the newly engaged. Engagement chicken is what you cook for your boyfriend when you want him to pop the question. This chicken is so good that serving it to him will immediately make him think of you as wife material, and diamond rings will ensue. I just think that’s so outrageous that you needed to know. Long live Slight Fear of Commitment Roast Chicken, I say!
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Lol, that’s what I always thought it meant, too. Rather an old fashioned concept, right?
This could not be better timing. I just got a Le Creuset oval roaster yesterday. This recipe will be the first thing I make
Oh, Ina is such a nutbar, I mean great food (!), but really… engagement roast chicken? Your version looks delicious and with the name change I feel much more included.
I call this ” I kicked his lying cheating self to the curb and now he will NEVER enjoy his favorite roast chicken ever again” Ha! I love making this for myself- lots of leftovers for me.
I married nearly 29 years and I did roast chickens when we were dating-never knew that sealed the deal! What would Ina think?
i’ve always heard this chicken is so good, that by making it, you will get engaged
It’s truly difficult to choose a title for this chicken as I love all your titles! On a technical note, an because I over analyze, do you mean ‘cut a whole head of garlic in have but keep the skins on’ or ‘cut each clove from the head in half once the skins are removed’? Thank you for your ever-enlightening recipes, Joy. I hope Tron got a scrap of that delicious chicken!
good note! i’ll amend the recipe.
Reading this in a lecture hall with 100 people around is a bad idea! I was trying so hard not to laugh, so hard that tears were coming out of my eyes! I looked like a crazy lady! I’m going to need to make an “I Just Made a Public Fool of Myself Roast Chicken” for dinner tonight!
Joy, I love you. That is all.
Hahha! You had me giggling all the way through this and that’s some feat when we’re talking about a humble roast chicken! :D!
I actually make almost this exact recipe a lot at home. I work from home and love how easy it is to just chuck in the oven as the day is wrapping up….everyone comes home and the first thing they say is “….wow it smells good in here!!”.
:)
Flora
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Goddamn, it’s 11am and now I need roast chicken! Looks gorgeous <3